Albert S. Watkins has procured credentials of ministry and routinely makes himself available to officiate weddings, requiring simply a $100 contribution to The Humane Society of St. Louis. Reverend Watkins, as he is not often called, is credentialed by the Universal Life Church, a non-denominational faith. In the interest of transparency, Reverend Watkins wishes to share that the credentialing process took minutes of work on-line completing an application and paying a modest fee. That being said, his faith-based credentials are fully valid and lawfully recognized for weddings and otherwise recognized by the law. Reverend Watkins has officiated for both somber and jovial nuptial events of all kinds involving all combinations of those who seek to tie the proverbial knot. It should also be noted Kodner Watkins, by choice, does not handle domestic relations cases.

The Reverend Albert S. Watkins has also been formally proclaimed, by virtue of the ownership of land in Scotland, by way of dedication, in particular regarding the land described as Plot EC529341 by Established Titles, may henceforth and in perpetuity be known by the style and title of LORD and shall hereafter, to all and sundry, be known as Lord Albert S. Watkins. Albert stresses titles mean nothing and make for awkward signature blocks.